Funny Mottos For Life
Even though funny mottos for life may not be a mainstream desire, you just have to admit that humour about life goes a long way. Sometimes, we take life far too serious especially as adults. One of the things we should consider is to give ourselves permission to laugh more and start to tickle our funny bone with a little more humour.
On the other hand, having talked about adding or giving permission to laugh and enjoy the lighter side of life, there are some vey funny mottos for life that some people adhere to without knowing it. What may be funny for some actually comes very close to how some people live their lives or how they influence others around them.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If at first you don't succeed, quit!
The only thing that bothers those who strive for success is failing to fail.
Try, try again is only a motto for fools who don't know when their beaten.
I haven't spoken to my wife in 4 months; she doesn't like to be interrupted.
I am a weathy person especially when I get others to buy things for me.
Save oil, start collecting it in your backyard.
Adveristy is a great teacher but not necessarily a creator of wealth.
Don't have too many irons in the fire because they may all burn.
You can always appear wise when you are giving yourself council devoid of rational input.
The best alternative to work is to initiate a meeting.
Encourage your kids to save their money so they can look after you when you are old.
I've never spent someone else's money that I regretted.
I never take chances; I always get everybody else to do the hard work.
My memory isn't what it used to be; I've forgotten what I remembered to do.
I don't smoke or drink at least not in the last ten minutes.
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