Funny Sayings About Old Age
Sooner or later we could all use some funny sayings about old age. Part of this need is to celebrate that old age can be a very joyous time mixed in with the challenges we will all face. But, the more we can make fun of ourselves, involve ourselves in a bit of humour, the better off we will be.
Everyone can experience the lows that are part of life because we all have them. The better approach, however, is to laugh at these challenges, obstacles or bad times because laughter is one of the best medicines for getting the body to positively respond. It takes more muscles in fact to frown than it does to smile.
It's better to be here to make laughter real than the alternative where no one can hear you.
I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
For the first half of your life, people tell you what you should do; for the second half, they tell you what you should have done.
Old age comes at a bad time.
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you’re abroad, there’s nothing you can do.
The age of a woman doesn’t mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.
As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.
I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.
Old age takes away what we’ve inherited and gives us what we’ve earned.
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